pink agenda part 1

Being in charge of ones self is hard work. I'm such a rebellious trickster. Always trying to weasel my way out of tasks that need to be done, and putting off everything "adult" until the most dire moment.

My mom says I just need a personal assistant, that there's nothing wrong with me. It's just that I am really good at some things, and have absolutely zero interest in others. 

I feel like there are 27 wild pink kittens scrambling around inside me. Wanting to climb up trees and get stuck, sleeping in circles, mewing non stop-crying for a bowl of cream, catching birds, dragging critters around, bringing them in the house.

Unruly.

I'm exhausted with all the kitten commotion. I have no time to wait in lines, make important phone calls, buy stamps and shop for toilet paper. 

I'm emotionally shellacked to the pink agenda.